It was one late night What happened was I wis wit my dudes wife She said he outta town (the n***a gone?) My dick said pimpin we be all alone Then we got real naked She tried to give it to me unprotected Stop, wait, hold up aminute lemme put my rubber on then we did it In and out, out and in I worked that p**y till a quarter pa**ed ten She said boy you do the damage, I said yea get up and fix a pimp a motherf**in samwich I fell asleep like fast A sandwich a bed and a lil bit of a** I woke up hot y'all ready to burst And if ya wanna hear the rest check out the second verse tell it like it is (7x) Shorty I guess you wanna kno what happened next The same f**in thing we started havin s** Then I heard the phone ring She ignored the motherf**er 'cause she gettin good dingaling I banged her head against the wall when The phone keep ringin ( who the f** is this callin?) I grabbed the thing and pulled it out the socket Then put my pullstick back in her center pocket She said you make me feel so great And I love ya like a fat kid loves cake That's 50 line b**h cut it out And if you really love me trick put the dick in your mouth She s**ed my thang and I'm about to skket She vegetarian but she love my meat Now I'm about to die of thirst Brains like a motherf**a listen to the third verse Tell it like it is (7x) Shorty Now I'm in the n***a elevator On my way downstairs lookin through his refrigerator Then I yell where you're husband at She said gone and I dnt kno when he comin back The n***a ball wit the hornets And tonight philidelphia they aponents Then I heard the door open up ( WHO THE fu*k!!) I thought to myself another happy home broken up Then I reach for my weapon Before this n***a go to trippin She said wait let me stop him You better b**h or I'm guna have to pop him Naked as a motherf**er gun in my hand Shorty for real you need to talk to your man The same sh** happened to biggie Happy as a motherf**er 'cause I got my gun wit me Tell it like it is(7x) Shorty