Madness (Battle Rapper) - Madness vs HFK lyrics

[Round 1: Madness] People say you're like the Persian version of me And you think that's kind of impressive It's funny, cause when I hear that, I f**ing find it offensive And kind of depressing Yo, I'll throw this Comedian out the window for being one of battling's top ten h*mos And leave blood splattered all over his Happy Face like the Watchmen logo This is not some promo Ho you already had your chance to blow When you came dressed as a suicide bomber for your middle school talent show And you don't even have talent bro I hope as soon as your a** explodes You get to the afterlife and are greeted by 72 virgins, and that's Charron And Corey Charron lied on your face, f*ggot! With that lisp every time you shout your raps they should come with a shower cap And I bet you get homesick watching the sand falling in an hourgla** I let his broad roll my dice and I let the animal loose like Jumanji Punjabi you're so thick and lispy that if you tried to say "Mississippi" it would cause a f**ing tsunami So how the f** you testing me? All you do is Google popular internet jokes and reuse the recipe You basically take sh** from someone who took somebody else's sh**, like the Human Centipede I got two felonies, a ton of misdemeanors and I still got in your country son So as far as I'm concerned I already f**ing won Yo, hold on And to that f*ggot Big Mac I've been rocking gangsta suits my whole life So how you gonna say that Tone bit you? f** a Big Mac, b**h you look like the whole menu b**h you look like the whole venue Yo, I live what you rap about so how could you relate? f*ggot if I bit your style of rocking suits You should f**ing bite my style of losing weight Time! [Round 1: HFK] You wanna say I got a gay lisp well what you're coming with is f**ing trash Cause earlier I saw him f**ing Dirtbag Dan and I was like "Suffering sucatash!" You know what rhymes with "Tony Madness"? "Baloney sandwich" Your setups are bad You got facial hair and you're overweight as hell Writing for this battle made me realize how much I hate myself We're both known as the funny guys and we're both large with some big breasts We look alike so much that when I raped his mom she charged him with incest Stop f**ing looking like me I swear to God this f*ggot's my twin So that idiot who said that the real should rap fly was actually him You need to quit writing those movie bars and give it a rest Cause he relates his whole life to movies, this kid is obsessed sh**, one night some guys were raping him and he was really impressed Like, "Wow, this reminds me of that shower scene in American History X." Yo, you like movies? Let's do movie titles This Jacka**, won't ever leave a Pretty Woman Knocked Up or get Paid In Full I'm a Psycho, see me on a Dark Knight I turn into a Raging Bull A Natural Born k**er, I got a Saw and a Blade to leave you in Major Paine And we might both be Funny People but I'm your boss and this is Training Day So it's Time To k** My Idiot Brother and prove I got the Higher Learning Cause if we're both the same person I'll just shoot myself and get rid of you; Tyler Durden Madness told me he started to reenact Super Size Me at an early age And I was like, "Dude, you were suppose to stop eating the McDonalds at 30 days." You see back in the days you were actually vicious You had the ambition But now a days you're wack with the writtens You're a has been, admit it When all you really write are movie bars, you ain't really rapping consistent Plus we all found that your whole f**ing act was a gimmick When you fell off and your whole career in battling finished Exactly the minute Blockbuster ran out of business And you wanna know the truth? This motherf**er ain't even come to Canada to battle respectfully He just flew all the way here to sue Epic Meal Time for jacking his recipe [Round 2: Madness] Yo, I didn't come to battle respectfully that would be true Because if I came here to battle respectfully I wouldn't be battling you Yo, I took HFK to my Colombians to get d** You know, just in case the FEDS rush Since he's clearly the best one at telling a bad setup I said, "What?" Motherf**er I live this sh** Plus I cast a shadow so big that it's no f**ing wonder you live in it You are insignificant and rap like you suffer from brain damage People say, "Hey, he's improved." But to me you're still the same f*ggot who struggles with the letter S like his tongue's in a straight jacket Any chick that has ever slept with you has to be f**ing blind f*ggot if you ever got any brains they were the chilled monkey kind You could spit a hundred rhymes pop You'd still get slaughtered like live stock It's a crime, he tries so hard to be me That if I punch you we'd get stuck together like Time Cop Get out the pine box sh**, Dizaster said your turban size is like 35 I'm guessing Thinking back, I'm pretty sure your turban size is 9/11 Now, I don't know if this is a lie or not But someone told me Organik started to get suicidal thoughts When he heard the word "HFK" in the same sentence as "title shot" I put your head inside a box And since you like the co*k, I cut out a glory hole And ship that motherf**er to Al Qaeda with a sticker that says "Cool story bro" Time [Round 2: HFK] You made a track with Kap Kallous...TIME! When you battled Soul Khan you forgot your lines and got your a** kicked You're like, "Let me freestyle some wack sh**. Ahh...that's it." The other night me and Charron we're raping his fat b**h And the only reason he rushed over is cause I told him we're making a sandwich A-Cla** pissed on you so bad that you're the one that got yellow I wanna go on top of a mountain and yell "Madness is a f*ggot"...and enjoy a long echo You're so much of a large fellow That when Ness Lee's house caught fire you ran towards it with a bag of marshmallows He likes to crash birthday parties just to get his cake on I told this fat f** to eat a vegetable, so he went down on DNA's mom He doesn't care about STD's and the only reason he keeps having s** the men Is cause his philosophy is that if you already have AIDS you can't get it again Well f** that, I hope you get AIDS from a guy and die like Eazy-E Every time he sees delicious foods you hear him "Mmmm" more times than Ryan PVP You should've won an Academy Award for Free Willy cause motherf**er you're a whale He's so fat that when he weighs himself he s**s in his stomach and inhales Not to look skinny but just so he can f**ing read the numbers on the scale You've always kept the same style, you're one dimension So every time you battle ain't much expected But when I take your life and f**ing end it Your fat a** will be another dead Latino rapper; Pun intended I'm hands down greasy, this wack clown's cheesy And for him finishing Frosted Flakes and a whole chocolate cake Is like the end of a Smack round; EASY! [Round 3: Madness] Yo, he said him and Charron were raping some fat b**h and Charron got ridiculed Because he started too early and stopped when he realized it was you Now, to narrate his life story We'd have to get some f*ggot with a lisp and no type of fame or wealth Come on y'all let's share some names that can help Come to think of it, you should probably narrate it yourself But f** narrative options, I'll force feed you a pork sandwich while your parents are watching You and Charron look like the team of a fat terrorist plotting On his weak female American hostage You're not some hero in this town just cause your lame jokes can fool the people in the crowd b**h if you wanna act like you're responsible for Ground Zero I'll put this f**ing zero in the ground I'm not Pat, I don't need no crab moves that were named in Boston b**h I'm Mad', I will f**ing eat your lab if it's made out of chocolate Yo, he thinks he deserves to be the King Of The Dot but you're more like the jester of rapping I party with movie stars, I'm an actual MC, leave it to me, I'm much better as Madness Yo, f*ggots like this ruin battling, they'll say whatever to get a reaction And that's why I don't relate to 90% of you f*ggots But if you wanna tell jokes I got a good one I need some crowd participation on this one, alright? Knock knock (Who's there?) 9/11 He f**ing did it That's how you f**ing do that sh**! [Round 3: HFK] Yo, his doctor told him to quit fatty foods cold turkey or maybe vomit And he was like, "If I have to eat cold turkey can I at least put gravy on it?" I will out rap you then out fat you I'm so much of a fat guy that I'm a regular at the Mandarin I'll walk in that motherf**er like, "Hey Chan. Hey Wang, what's happening?" Yo, I'm better than you at snoring while sleeping Heavy breathing, Trick or Treating Going on a diet and cheating Over eating Feasting And I'm basically beasting at any obese thing Madness is Colombian, a land that doesn't have any money Jesus that place is so crappy it bugs me I can go to Colombia with five dollars, grab me a honey Get smashed with my buddies And still have enough to buy half of your country He's a necrophiliac with a rapist conviction He likes to have s** with dead chicks it's a crazy condition He'll ask a broad to f** and she'll say "Over my dead body" And he's like, "Oooh. That's my favorite position." The other night I was about to hook us up with two broads that were fly I was like, "Yo Madness I'm not gonna lie I need a wing man." And he's like, "Are you a mild or honey garlicy guy?" You're from Florida, a state that hasn't got any pride I gave this fat f** an orange and he smacked it on the table thinking there's chocolate inside You wanna know how I found out he's a hypocrite and that there's no one gayer than Madness? Cause when he saw me tell Fresco I wanna f** him he was taking some black dick while getting gang banged on a mattress And pulled a co*k out his mouth like, "Wow. HFK is a f*ggot." Speaking of Fresco here's a true story not even Arcane will believe Let's take it back to Grizzlemania where you brought your girl People said that broad's mad tight But when he saw her and Fresco flirting at the bar he almost caught that right But did Fresco take your girl home and splash on her face? You goddamn right In other words your battle with Soul Khan wasn't the only you lost that night Yo, I just said some real a** f**ing sh** and I bet this prick is really mad at me But when you're so much of a f*ggot that Fresco f**s your girl...I'm winning automatically