Madluv - Most Improved Player (A Self-Portrait) lyrics

[Verse 1: The Wilde] Planet earth, box set Calvin Hobbes, Fox trot Ted Talks, bagels lox Aimless and lost Famous in my thoughts But I rarely leave my head And I get down when the beat drops And chill in the tree tops Waffle crisp and coffee 2:15 in the evening I'm either writing or sleeping And hibernation's last season I'm need of motivation for another profession For when rhymes don't make rent but till then it's a blessing I can make a mean panini, I'd be down to be a genie I could write for your zine or you could let me run the media Reading Wikipedia pages about some evil lair Playing Madden 08 as Steve McNair Because this is who I really am Yeah this is who I really am Because this is who I really am They wonder why am I rapping and I wonder why they're not The worlds full of villains and I call em on their plots Michael Cera plays my characters write Super Bad raps I am youth in revolt with an Mbox and snaps [Hook] Never one to battle not that into myself I don't talk money not that into the wealth My disposition sunny and I wish you good health Got a most improved player trophy up on my shelf [Verse 2: The Wilde] I'm eating Oreos and apples sipping white rum and snapple I'm pretty shy in person I don't tend be an a**hole At my desk making a press kit at eleven on a Saturday While my friends are doing bad sh** like they're ratchet at a frat And maybe I'm the weird one I find other people draining But I hate to be alone and I say this to explain That I'm a contrasting hypocrite who tries hard not a give a sh** Doing nothing for the thrill of it winning praise due to forfeit Self-pity's so morbid though and this self portrait ain't Van Gogh This is simply me I just record it and jam slow They ignore it cuz it's not torrid stick to the status quo But Imma get my recognition cuz my timings apropos Because this is who I really am Yeah this is who I really am Because this is who I really am [Hook] Never one to battle not that into myself I don't talk money not that into the wealth My disposition sunny and I wish you good health Got a most improved player trophy up on my shelf