Madlib - sh**sville lyrics

[Produced by Madlib] Yeah, My money Uh [Verse 1] n***as ain't gon' sh**, then get the f** up off the toilet stool Bent behind my tinteds, I commence to take these boys to school Don't drive no yellow bus, but I got mayonnaise and mustard Both tires gold wired on my Chevrolet bucket And now my transmission leaking and my rear suspension squeaking Drop a rock off to my geeker, fix my sh**, man, I'm out here creeping Twist that sh**, but I'm out here tweaking for that 20 twin twin Kick that sh** in '95 or watching Friday with my friends f**ed your b**h in '96, hit that p**y for 6 minutes Said the dick was everything she envisioned on each visit Papa kept his condoms in his bottom drawer, they for his bottom ho I stole that sh** when I was out, I wonder if my mama know I wonder if she found the dimes and nickels in my Nike box I wonder if she know her older brother like to light them rocks I wonder if she able to get by if I get k**ed Told her I was just knee deep in the sh** Welcome to sh**sville, n***a [Hook] You wake up everyday and pray before you sleep, right? You motherf**ers just like me You shed tears when you're hurting; if I cut you, then you bleed, right? You motherf**ers just like me But b**h, you're acting like your sh** don't stink (sh**'s real) b**h, you're acting like your sh** don't stink (sh**sville) I said you you acting like your sh** don't stink (sh**'s real) b**h, you acting like your sh** don't stink (Welcome to sh**sville, n***a) [Verse 2] n***as ain't gon' sh**, then get the f** up off the pizz-ot Got O's of loud in my living room like I was Lennox Trapped a n***a and his wife for his wallet and his wristwatch And they say I might do life in jail for kidnap, b**h I did not give a single solitary f** I stand on all ten toes, one dick and two nuts Don't do yayo or shoot up But I went back and forth with some work and went through a few plugs This white devil society dare a n***a to do d** And dare yo a** to deal 'em, distribute and conceal 'em My n***as don't got no boats or no ports, how you think we get 'em? Crack was black America's cup of coffee in the beginnin' When they creep up and you waking, you crackers can fight the feelin' Motherf** euthanasia, I'll lace your food up with razors Make you gargle with saltwater, excuse yourself from my table I fathered these f** n***as with fables, p**y, I been real Good on any street up sh**'s Creek in sh**sville, n***a [Hook] You wake up everyday and pray before you sleep, right? You motherf**ers just like me You shed tears when you're hurting; if I cut you, then you bleed, right? You motherf**ers just like me But b**h, you're acting like your sh** don't stink (sh**'s real) b**h, you're acting like your sh** don't stink (sh**sville) I said you you acting like your sh** don't stink (sh**'s real) b**h, you acting like your sh** don't stink (Welcome to sh**sville, n***a) [Outro] Cheat on your girl, your wife, sneak out and f** hoes You motherf**ers just like me Drink all the liquor, blow weed, probably play with your nose You motherf**ers just like me I said you motherf**ers just like me I said you motherf**ers just like me I know you motherf**ers just like me You ain't no better, hell, you're just like me [Spoken Intro]