MadChild - Dungeon Dragon lyrics

[Intro] Yeah I'm excited man, clarity in my life dog [Verse 1] Yo My charge is federal, verses come in edible bulk I'm unforgettable, yep little Incredible Hulk Think you on fire? I'm a fire hydrant, Small tyrant but stand like a tall giant so vibrant Trust me I'm a Hi-Fi Sci-Fi project But I'm a white boy so I drive by projects I'm a king call me Maharabi But I'm a Kamikaze in a trench coat sitting in your lobby You can catch me in the toque playing a little hockey, But I sold all of my rings no more Liberace Who needs diamonds, open up my mouth and I shine when I rhyme and get paid for a**ignments I used to be so off alignment in an awful climate But now I'm back on the grid like a waffle iron Put me in the Fantastic Four I'll be the Human Torch Nah I'm the Silver Surfer hes a stupid dork Like Mork from Ork in his rainbow suspenders, Battle anybody sh** there ain't no contenders Swollen Members that's a name to remember Best out this summer be the same in December I'm the misguided angel I'm insane with revenge k** you k** your DJ and the same for ya friends Revenge like the Punisher take out ya family Call me "2-12" I will take out humanity Better start panicking its gonna be anarchy I'm back sh** I got this covered like a canopy [Hook x2] RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon Mad Child k** a couple hundred f*ggots You don't wanna become my baggage Warlock stirring up a cauldron magic [Verse 2] Rapper with the repetition of a strobe light special mission wishing separate vision I am so bright Snow white but I ain't got seven dwarfs A little devil Im just trying to get through heavens doors Drugs are bad they lure you with no control And leave you empty like a who*e with a broken soul My minds dangerous I'm on remote control I pull your heart out of your chest and leave an open hole I quit d** now I'm perfectly in tune I'm the Silver Surfer I am surfing through your room Yea perfectly in tune while I circulate the moonboon I go to bed at six and I percolate at noon And everything is work related proliferated doom Rappers think they're Hercules regurgitating goons Crazy clown face dance like its Halloween While baby rocky knock you out like Apollo Creed (RAH RAH) Real life war monger, I k**ed brain cells came back more stronger Mad Child old school newcomer I lost 4 winters and blew through summers A Mercenary with a scary lack of mercy But it's remarkable I land with total accuracy [Hook x2] [Verse 3] Yeah I'm older than the phone on the wall in your grandmas kitchen I still roll down windows and say "b**hin'" I do not get paid for a week of missing Mad Child bout as old as Colecovision I reek of wisdom you can hear it though your speaker system Battle Axe all my freaks are listening Help me I'm really freaking I don't see an out I'm the sickest rapper and got diarrhea of the mouth A lot of rappers talk what they don't be about It leaves a lot of them out there including me in doubt EH, you see my mouth? It's full with rotten teeth I don't care how rich you are b**h talk is cheap Unless you get a verse from me I'm smarter than an 8 year term in university Try not to take it personally I do this perfectly I got a buzz like a worker bee [Outro] RAH RAH (hows that for an ending) RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon (B-A-X-W-A-R Battle Axe Warriors) RAH RAH like a Dungeon Dragon (I'm holding it down here in the fort with my dogs Jekyll and my dog Lola)