Mad Caddies - Easy Cheese lyrics

if i had a dollar for every time she was mad i'd buy california invite my friends and i'd make it my pad if i had a peso for every time she said: "wake up you lazy pile and get our a** up out of my bed" i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls but i know i'm stuck with you and there's nothing i can do so i'll take your hand and say stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl i know you wanna slap my face but please stay with me girl girl i know its all my fault and i'm just a dirt bag i hope you can forgive and forget so we can so shag cause i know i'm stuck with you and there's nothing i can do so i'll take your hand and say stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl i know you wanna kick my a** but please stay with me girl stay with me stay with me please stay with me girl you're the one with the pretty face so please stay with me girl