Macc Lads - That's Gay lyrics

He went to bed dead early, for holding hands with girlies He tried to get dead thin, he worked out in a gym That's gay "My other car's a porsche" he wears boxer shorts Got an earring in his ear, he takes it up the rear That's gay Forever smoking hemp, he wears deoderant Dresses like a ponce, his hair is all bouffont That's gay Goes to the pub at ten, likes sleeping with men, ten sugars in his tea Watches Dynasty, writes to Simon Bates, bought some roller skates etc etc