Macc Lads - Doctor Doctor lyrics

I've screwed alot of boilers, I've prodded loads of tarts Stabbed some open wounds and I've split them all in half Knobbed a lot of women, I've stuffed a load of birds Shagged a lot of dogs and I've pulled a load of skirt And there's been a load of who*es when I've used a bit of force But they all received the benefit of sexual intercourse When they make a lot of fuss, it makes me feel sick They want a soaking gusset and a more than ample dick I've slammed a lot of crumpet, but its doing them some good If they don't like it, they can lump it, they've all been ugly tugs One b*tch, she had a flat head, put up quite a fight But I found a gob to place my knob And a place to put my pint I always end up shagging a really smelly bag and getting down to business When I just don't want to shag Sometimes I have to do it, lie back and think of Macc I'm using all this drinking time to service ugly crack Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank There's something up with my dick - It hurts when I wa*k