Macc Lads - Chester Zoo lyrics

The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers Barrel shows his arse out the back Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.* Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, Knobby's made a mess on Fiesta Al O'Peesha's throwing crap out, Muttley's got the map out Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?' All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family We took the crew, and a can or two We're all fu*king off to the zoo Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are wa*king, Hyena su*king its dick 'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,' 'Chuck him a f*g, and ask him nice, hе might let you have a quick lick.' Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its arsе Rhinocerous is pissing, hippopotomus sh*tting Uncle Knobby's at the penguin cage waggling his dick through the bars All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family We took the crew, and a can or two We're all fu*king off to the zoo