Macc Lads - Alcohol lyrics

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Macc Lads - Alcohol lyrics

Give us two pints in dirty glasses, (give us some change for the f*g machine) Get a move on and shift your asses, (get us all served or you lose your spleen) Hurry up, twat, and pull us beers, (get us a drink 'fore we dehydrate) Look, you blind ba*tard, we’re over here, (think she's fu*ked off to masturbate) Give me alcohol, Give me alcohol Don't want a pie or a cornish pasty Give us a pint or I’ll turn nasty Give me alcohol Pull us a pint, love its gone 10-30, (give us a drink 'fore we die of thirst) Tart in leather looks dead dirty, (c*nt off, ba*tard, I was first) Been queuing up since half past seven, (we was underage when we come in here) Get tapped up with bird in leather? (She fu*ked me off, so she must be queer) Just want a bitter down me neck, serve us next, or I'll get vexed Give me alcohol Don't give a turd, just give us a bevvy, (Boddies run out and the Marston's off) Don't want a co*ktail with a cherry, (give us the slops from the bitter trough) We want f*gs by the packet, ale by the flaggon We're going to go home to do some shagging Give me alcohol