Mac McAnally - The Ass and the Hole lyrics

This modern age we live in, it's hard to figure out If anybody out there has a clue what they're about There's twisted trend and psychic friends and tabloid UFOs The wisest man, the best laid plan might still say, I don't know What do you think? I say, well It must not be that different The a** and the hole in the ground They often are mistaken for each other I have found Oh, and life rewards the ones who try until they got it down The difference between their a** and a hole in the ground Yeah, politics and OJ, everybody hears enough With Mona talking it changes a mind that's been made up We got presidential pillow talk, know just what to say Whatever side you're on, one thing's for certain either way It must not be that different The a** and the hole in the ground They often are mistaken for each other I have found Oh, and life rewards the ones who try until they got it down The difference between their a** and a hole in the ground In the morning paper, in the evening news it seems so easy tell When the Lord looks down at the things we do He might get angry and He might say Well, it must not be that different Yeah, life rewards the ones who try until they've got it down The difference between their a** and a hole Yeah, their a** and a hole The a** and the hole in the ground