[MAC LETHAL!] I swear to God that God don't exist I step back and twist To sock both my fists So pissed at people talkin' that sh** I weeble-wobble then dip my clip tip in a hot ho's abyss Now sh**, that's the way to set it off: say somethin' gross f** it, after this I'm gonna blade-bump my throat I'm through with the pop, two clips and a pretzel SFR, VCR crew, sh**, is it special? Who knows; the industry's too shifty and stressful Blah! Even Eminem's new sh** is successful The action is corny, Mac'll transform to Thor That is too boring, so I'm grabbin' a .44, now Hop at a cabin and I'm clappin' a smorgasbord In talents, I'm the most radical act in the storyboard God-f**in'-dammit, I don't understand it I put a couple bandages upon a critic if he wants to pan it The Kansas City bandit answers with another schizophrenic ramblin' So panoramic that I stun the planet I run the gamut. You're fruity like a cup of lambic Corny like '09 rappers claimin' another planet Here come a sideways verse: My f**in' wife has an a** in her co*k on the driveway, Kurt It's Mr. Cheap-joke Diggler, deep-throat the artillery Angel-God alien, free-floatin' hostility Language: tongue is like midwest obesity Frustrateologist, impress so easily Illiterate like meatheads in bars They love alliteration, think me just bizarre My reflex'll reach up and reject re-tards When I relapse I repackage reactions Retract, I'll seek action, relax and respect the bars I'm marvelous; I'll leave a large c-section scar On your two; not two, I mean two Achoo at you I do a ludicrous amount of voodoo Do do, your heart go boom-boom? Right in your ribs, right in your chest I take it that your life is a mess Tighten your bib, take a bite and digest I'm worse than an Adolf Hitler speech, I mean I'm worse than when Bernie Made-awww f** it! [B. DOLAN!] First off, Mac Lethal's a degenerate Who scrapped my beat and offends all my feminist friends I did this track to try and get in his pants Cause if you hate-f** a straight man, the revolution wins I kid, I kid: Mac Lethal's the boss The owner of the audience that Asher Roth bought Bobby Darin, hackey-sack, frat-rap, cracker fraud Partial Mathers, Nickelback, f** boy, moving on... I'm pissin' vinegar from drinkin' all the sour grapes Swish it around and take a sip and tell me how it tastes My middle finger is stiff and stuck in this rigid state Don't get it twisted though, I love just as much as I hate Still checking CocaineBlunts and Nahright once a day Peace to URB Magazine cause they're f**in' with me Now run and get a mixtape, industry a pit of snakes Hip hop figure-skates, Li'l Wayne cripple Drake Jimmy from DeGra**i on that slippery stage That's some Tonya Harding, sweep the leg, Johnny Anyway, I'm really happy for you Kanye And I'mma let you finish respondin' to Jay for D.O.A By tarnishin' his image B. is for Burnin' Bridges, opposite of politickin' And we here just talkin' sh** but see me if you got a problem with They probably in your city tryin' to start a mosh pit If not: P.O. Box 2509, Providence If you sendin' cookies, I prefer the chocolate chip If you're sendin' in a demo, do your thing, come correct Best spell-check them d**h threats before you press send Next chapter: 2010, Strange Famous, tell a friend I'm never payin' for no floor ever again Yeah right, get real, Kansas City know the deal Black Clover, Mac / Dolan I'mma go in for the k** I'm thinkin' folks owe me props for the Crow on the Riddle still Not trippin' or feelin' salty, won't choke on the bitter pill I'm focused. I'm drinking coffee. Do laundry Pay the bills, then tour to display the sk**s Give glory to Sage and build He gave me the stage to fill Reporting on corporate criminals altered the way I feel I'm skeptical of the president and so-called reform bills Reminiscent of rappers makin' threats and still breathin' Sorry, but 50 Cent isn't change I can believe in Nothin' but and AIG thing, baby Lobbyists and congress got Obama seemin' shady Glenn Beck got rednecks buyin' up guns So please support the record so we can afford some (Strange Famous!) Before the Civil War comes