Mac Lethal - Basketball Shorts lyrics

[Intro] [Hook] These are the things that I think when I've had a bottle of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't have to fall short, just lounging in my basketball shorts [Verse I] Look, I've finally married someone, I'm in love, I'm not alone But marriage has some struggles of its own And that creates a problem cause if I go and put that in my lyrics then my wife will be the first person to hear it I married my best friend. I've got the best friends and a stack of photos covered in some dust particles and some dead skin Sometimes I think about the baby that I used to be and how it's all just ultimately leading to my eulogy You see, life hurts like a b**h sometimes. I mean sometimes, I hate the f**in' sunshine so I go get enough wine at one time to hide up in my confines and unwind while vibin' to some Sublime I just want to take my mind off all this angry fan mail accusing me of selling out, telling me I ran stale Getting hurt by people that I'm trying to please, apparently I need to rap while on the flying trapeze Jeez, I bought another lottery ticket tonight and out the six numbers I picked not one single digit was right But life's been so stressful that I'll be honest, the last thing I need is a hundred million dollars [Hook] These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't have to fall short, just lounging in my Jayhawks basketball shorts [Verse II] These days my dad is my friend I mean last night at the we had martinis with gin and he told me that he thinks Beyonce is a 9.5- maybe a 10, and she has really pretty skin, and I smiled I like smiling. I like fantasizing about the day I'm gonna own my own island I like fantasizing about the day that this anxiety won't constantly be turning all my skies gray Over-an*lyitcal, constantly self-critical, I don't need three wishes, just one: make me invisible Cause I remember days I'd get on stage to a crowd of twenty People and only seven of them paid Rich kids with college degrees coming up and saying, "f** fame and money. Never follow 'em please I love your music, I downloaded all of it free. Why would you care? You're a rap star, your profit is deep." Jeez, life hurts like a b**h but sometimes I love it. Seriously, sometimes I look at my life and straight love it. But only on the days I close my eyes and say f** it [Hook] These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't have to fall short, just lounging in my Jayhawks basketball shorts [Bridge] And I'm hoping for and I'm hoping for tomorrow cause paradise is found in a bottle, paradise is found in a bottle, yes it is And the woman on the plane in front of me, she keeps farting and it smells so bad that I can't take a nap I think she's gotta take a crap but that's neither here nor there Here we go [Verse III] Look man, I'm just searching for a pot of gold I fear the day that people say my heart has gotten cold Staring at my friends at Guitar Center, I am your broken-hearted, scarred, mentor Oh sh**, I'm gonna have a baby in like ten days He's gonna be my little prince, I can't wait Life is intense and you know I'm gonna take a knife when I glimpse [Hook ] These are the things that I think when I've had a bottle of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't have to fall short when I'm lounging in my basketball shorts Wait, no, no These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink And I hope another dream don't have to fall short when I'm lounging in my Jayhawks basketball shorts. That's KU, by the way These are the things that I think when I've had three bottles of red wine to drink And I want a couple LA tacos and some motherf**ing Roscoe's, always These are the things that I think when I've had five bottles of red wine to drink And that's way too much wine to drink [Outro]