Back of few months ago I was headlineing At a great big night club And they put me up at what they call the Star Suite: Now here I am headlineing At one of the biggest night clubs In the country and I wake up At eight o'clock in the morning In this Star suite all by myself. Aah that's what I said "Aah". But I did what I've always done to cheer myself up I picked up my guitar I sat down and wrote me a little song. Now this is how it feels to be alone At the top of the hill and trying to figure out why Oh Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. O Lord it's hard to be humble But I'm doing the best that I can. I used to have a girlfriend But I guess she just couldn't compete With all of these lovestarved women Who keep clamouring at my feet. Well I probably could find me another But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares I never get lonesome Cause I treasure my own company. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. O Lord it's hard to be humble But I'm doing the best that I can. I guess you can say I'm a loner A cowboy outlaw tough and proud Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm "egotistical" Well I don't even know what that means. I guess it has something to do with the Way that I fill out my skintight blue jeans. Ohhh (come on where's all the kickers in here) Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day To know me is to (what) love me I must be a hell of a man. O Lord it's hard to be humble We are doing the best that we can. One more time ....what are we doing, we're doing the best that we can