[verse:] The morning after our first trip to green bay We headed off to the station of greyhound Not thinking much what was ahead Ahead of us the stinky people and the smell The smell on this bus [chorus:] f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! [verse:] A 32 ounce of high life and six sleeping pills Were not enough to make me crash So im still awake jeremiah's gonna get some a** From the girl next to him all of this to play one show with goldfinger What the f** is wrong with us? [chorus:] f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus [bridge:] There's this girl next to nick and she has More hair underneath her arm pits than the four of us combined The driver warned his friend with colored hair and tattoos He'd kick us off if we acted up well i wish he would of Cause weve been sleeping on the floor for the past 2 nights We're all out of beer And all of this bullsh** for a $99 fair [chorus:] So f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! f** the greyhound bus, f** you! F it all!