[Verse 1: Frontalot] You're annoyed when I talk during the film It's just another cla**ic that you haven't seen (still!) Just another ill-in-the-head in the plot; "Norman Bates, is that all you got? Might have guessed from the name of the thing." Don't complain That you never heard the ending of The Crying Game Well, it's a penis, and at this point a shaggy dog (which is: nothing to see here; move along) The Apes rule the Earth. Vader's poppa to Luke Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are obviously two People, but they've got to share one character Bruce ain't alive, kid, no matter how he stares at you Snape k**s Dumbledore but with a noble motive Everybody's guilty on the Oriental locomotive Veidt's villainy ends world squabbling And Deckard is a replicant (probably) [Hook] Say I ruin everything for you — well, it's mutual. Well, it's mutual X2 [Verse 2: Frontalot] Don't wager on survival for Bambi's mom Artax, Old Yeller, Mufasa, King Kong All spawn of Medea should fear for your throat All on the Titanic should fear for your boat Yo, Frontalot gave it away before it happened If you're in Moby Dick then I hope you're not the captain; If you are, then I urge: rethink revenge Cause you're headed for the bottom and you're bringing your friends Fall into Wonderland then you're definitely dreaming Sleeping by the stream, and all is only seeming If you're in the Bible, it ends in Armageddon If you're in the Y2K, it's less upsetting If you're living in the 80s, spoiler: gay Wham! Space ships can blow up. Trickle-down economics is a scam But you'll figure that out I don't want to wreck the ending for you, make you pout [Hook] Say I ruin everything for you — well, it's mutual In the future, do not do what you do X2 [Verse 3: Frontalot] If you're in the French Revolution, I warn it won't last If you're in the Kennedy clan, beware a muzzle flash Airplanes, also, quite often destroyed them And if you're a Lennon, there's a Chapman. Avoid him Boy when I'm spoiling the ending you frown No empire lasts forever, go to town But if you're old Rome, look out for that Nero In case you're a countdown, look out for zero Any time you're a ticking bomb, explode (and nobody make it out except Horatio) Cause every peanut brittle's got a snake inside And Jacks-in-the-box, meant to startle, pop high If you didn't know already, I'll apologize Peek-a-boo's a game; it's a trick of the eyes Not a bending of reality itself Spoiler for infants: adults use stealth [Hook]x2