M.C. Frontalot - Just Once lyrics

[Hook] Just once, I don't want to hump tonight Why can't we hang out and talk? Pie is a delightful treat (ooh) Let's share a slice together Then you and I can say goodnight And wander into a dream [Verse 1] Just once, I don't want to kiss and hug tonight On the rug by the side of some firelight Gla** of wine, soft music, the whole nine yards You shuffle Kama Sutra Illustrated tarot cards You sing, “Tough luck, buddy, this is your fate.” Then you render prediction: that you and I are to mate That it'll be great. You point out: it always is So I should take off my clothes, so you can give me the biz I say Ms., please tarry, desist for a spell You know that you're my very number one mademoiselle And I'm luckier than I can describe To have a woman of your caliber ever give me the eye Still, try to see it from my position: You have such a high s**iness coefficient And though the flesh is willing, my spirit is weak I keep imagining an evening when I don't get freaked [Hook] Just once, I don't want to hump tonight Why can't we hang out and talk? Pie is a delightful treat (ooh) Let's share a slice together Then you and I can say goodnight And wander into a dream [Verse 2] Why can't we just hold hands at the cinema? We hump twice in the handicap stall, minimum Before the previews roll, then the popcorn, hole In the bottom. Subtleties: these are not ‘em The keys: glad I brought ‘em. You're cuffing yourself To the custodial closet's utility shelf Futility melts into purpose: I play the warden one more time You're inordinately fine Now by my measurements, you've had a few O's Why don't we just treasure it, cuddle and rub noses Put clothes on and on and don't stop till we're totally clad Then my soul could be glad To have a moment in your company without all the moans Maybe replenish some ATP, settle our bones Dulcet tones: share feelings, ideas, and views How come you want me for my body when my brain is so huge? [Hook] Just once, I don't want to hump tonight Why can't we hang out and talk? Pie is a delightful treat (ooh) Let's share a slice together Then you and I can say goodnight And wander into a dream