Lynn Ahrens - Biggest Blame Fool lyrics

[Sour Kangaroo] Humpf! humped a voice. Twas a sour kangaroo. And the young kangaroo in her pouch said [Young Kangaroo] "Humpf!" [Sour Kangaroo] too.......... Why that speck is as small as the head of pin. A person on that? Why, there never has been! Hahahahahahaa You're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool and I don't care who I tell. The biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool... [Young Kangaroo] And I think so as well! [Sour Kangaroo] Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel but you're the biggest blame fool [Young Kangaroo] in the Jungle of Nool! [Horton] It's true. Please believe me. I tell you sincerely, my ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly. I know there's a person down there. And what's more, quite likely there's two. Even three. Even four! [Wickersham brother #1] "HA!" Laughed a voice. [Wickersham brothers #2&3] "HA!' Laughed some others. [Wickersham brothers] "HA! HA! HA!" Laughed the Wickersham Brothers. Oh, he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool and monkeys like us should know [Sour Kangaroo] We've been out on a......................No, no, no, no! limb lookin' down on him [Wick #1] and he's fat! [Wick #2] He's dumb! [Wick #3] He's slow! [Wickershams and Sour Kangaroo] Elephant's ain't to swift as a rule but he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool. 'Cause he's talking to a speck, talking' to a speck, to a speck of dust! [Wick #3] Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool! [Wickersham's] Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck, to a speck of dust! [Wick #3] Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool! [Sour Kangaroo] R-E-S-P-E-C-K! Oh, please take that speck away! [All] Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? [Bird Girls] Through the jungle the news quickly flew. [All] Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? [Bird Girls] He talks to a dust speck! [Jojo] It's on channel two! [Cat in the hat as talk show host] Our topic today is "Psychic Elephants Who Hear Voices" Whaddaya think, folks. Is the elephant off his trunk? We'll be right back with "speck," "clover," "dust," "dust," "neighbor," "Who".....nothing! Stay tuned! We'll be right back! [All] Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool! [Gertrude] I'm Gertrude McFuzz and I live right next door. He's never done anything crazy before. [All] Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool! [Gertrude] He's always been friendly loyal and kind. I just don't believe Horton's out of his mind! [All] Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? [Mayzie] I'm Mayzie La Bird and I live in that tree. [All] Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? [Mayzie] ............................................................ +Bird Girls Enough about Horton let's talk about me! Let's talk about talk about me! [All] Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck, to a speck of dust! [Wick #3]...................................[Sour Kangaroo] Blame fool in the Jungle........Just a fool, just a fool, just a of Nool............................................fool.... [All] Talkin' to a speck, talkin' to a speck, to a speck of dust! [Wick #3] .................................[Sour Kangaroo] Blame fool in the Jungle............Fool!........ of Nool [Horton] I just have to safe them because after all a person's a person no matter how small +Gertrude A person's a person no matter how... [All] Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool! He's the worst we ever saw! [Bird Girls] Tellin' lie's, makin' jokes. [Wickershams]............+Yertle the Turtle It's an elephant hoax! Brother, [All] that's against the law! Breakin' the peace creating' a fuss! [Sour Kangaroo] Somebody's thinking different than us! [All] Biggest blame fool In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool! In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool! In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!