I was sitting there Mama was making some Jell-O I was jumping off the walls She said, “Can't you be mellow?” I grabbed a spoon And started to slurp I ate so much that I started to burp The dog ran by I dropped my spoon I spilled my Jell-O all over the room It's all goo It's all glop-ity-glop It's all gloop-ity-gloop It's all goo I was playing in the schoolyard Having some fun I put my new shoe on somebody's gum Bright pink bubble gum Stretching like string I couldn't get it off As it's happening I ruined my shoe I feel like a fool What's a sticky schoolgirl supposed to do? It's all goo Ooh baby, don't you worry about a thing It was the first day of cla** I was trying my best The teacher came over and I sneezed on his vest Hiding my head What was coming next? I was sure that the teacher would give me an F When I looked up To check out the mess The teacher just smiled and this is what he said: It's all goo When I get a slice Of pizza pie I get extra cheese And push it to the side I eat the cheese at the end To save the best for last When I finish all the crust I eat the cheese really fast A girl in my cla** Asked me for a taste I said, “O.K.” And handed her the plate Before I knew it The cheese was gone The cheese swiper ate it and sang me this song: It's all goo