I don't know what I'm supposed to say I hate it when you act this way You go out drinking with your friends Of course the night it never ends I sit home with my gla** of wine Pretending everything's just fine But I don't think the phone will ring So I'll just sit here and I'll sing (alone) I like you better when you're sober At least you know my name Don't come back running when it's over When you'll still act the same act the same When will you change your crazy ways? Find better ways to spend your days A big fat spliff between your lips I'm sick of all the same old sh** I like you better when you're sober Quit staying out all night Don't make me tell you that it's over I don't wanna fight - That's right! Why can't we be happy like we were when we were young?