Lunar C - Avsummathat lyrics

And now the widely anticipated THE LUNAR CD! THE LUNAR CD! (Rapping in background) It's Lunar C The MP my crews elite I'm 19 You're half the man I used to be Usually I'm either high I'm or I'm pissed I'm so retarded that I write with a lisp No-one's as grimey as this I punch your grandma in the spine for a fix I got your wife in my crib Ridin' my dick for a line in the sink Personally I prefer a pint and a spliff My favourite meal is vagina and chips Minus the chips You'll get tied up and whipped With a vertical slice in your wrist If you try to resist For chattin' dog sh** I'll attach your chin to your top lip With a cross stitch Creep up on your blind side and lob bricks I hold a sh**e rhymer hostage I write like I've lost it I'm fly like a crotch zip The fact that my flow is fresh as a bird And I'm that rapper you give props to but don't respect as a person Take the piss you'll be showin' your open chest to a surgeon After I send a fist for your solar plexus and sternum If you're married to the game you should get divorced Coz she's a desperate who*e A dirty sket I caught septic sore These days I sleep alone next to a chest of drawers Full of ket to snort By night I ride a headless horse Or spend my time molesting dwarfs And directing p**n for leprechauns Rest a**ured I'm not mad I just forget the laws When I'm stressed or bored I checked a morgue And s** a corpse Who's high off meta-morphine I'd probably be on a mental ward f** fresh lyrics I've got a foisty flow It's explicit I'll make physics For s** clinics Because their skets in it I get digits and bounce before my test finished You should feel honoured that you get to enter The epicentre You're blessed to venture Into the mind of a mental member Stroke s** offender Bad breath from the last time that I ate placenta If you're from the north west I'm meant to represent ya Start the Lunar session I'm so skilful I abuse progression Now I have to either to take a new direction or improve perfection