Lunachicks - The Day Squid's Gerbil Died lyrics

The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. Don't do it! No! Doggy's not supposed to chase Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up So he couldn't get to the third floor But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four Don't do it! No! She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, Came in from playing one day And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board Staring blankly at the world Now he wont play on his Wheel anymore Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, sh**ting, Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, No Means No Means No! *The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried Don't do it! No! A little later on in life came a gerbil couple They got together, had some babies but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off Squid came too late to pull him off More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot *repeat No! No! No! You're a bad bad dog And I told you not to do it And I told you not to go Now you're choking on a bone!