Lunachicks - Bitterness Barbie lyrics

Why must I stand on my toes? Perfect smile and skin tight cloths Cinched waist, no c*nt to piss with A stamp on my a** Little girls worship me, but that'll come to pa** But at last.... I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, I have cellulite Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, b**bs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, a** is dragging What if I had a mastectomy? Would they buy a one titted barbie? With wiskers, clogged up pores You know they'd take me out of the stores Kids don't like me, moms are mad, I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. Female pattern baldness befell Barbie wigs so no one can tell A barbie with age spots, well I never vericose veins would sure be clever "Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today Shave my toes and back today Imagine If my eyes were crossed Or If my hair was grey and course With a sneer on my face And a stain in my panties A hairy crotch, an extra nipple! I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet I have cellulite Crying tears of Crisco grease Was I a beauty? Am I a beast?