If I was a girl I would wear a miniskirt into town And to keep you by my side, never let you go home I count all the things that make me wonder why The pretty ones seem to get f**ed up all the time I began lifting my legs over railway tracks You just don't know when you might get hit by a truck I ate all the food which should have lasted two weeks She said it's harder to talk about the good things Now that you're here Better off on your own When things get tough just take a rest And I felt stronger even though And I felt stronger even though Yeah you make me feel low, so low If I was a girl I would wear a miniskirt into town And to keep you by my side and never let you go home I count all the things that make me wonder why The pretty ones seem to get f**ed up all the time You're better off on your own When things get tough just take a rest You're better off on your own When things get tough just take a rest