Luke Christopher - Murder On The Block lyrics

[Verse: Luke Christopher] Uh, there's been a murder on the block and Ain't nobody leaving till we figure out who shot him See someone in this house put a bullet in his mouth If I believe in your alibi then you can walk it How bout' we start with you Mr. Hawkins, now see here You know I've been cooking this establishment for three years And I treat his three kids like they was mine So even if I wanted to, I wouldn't of had the spine or the time Cause I was cooking for the wedding When I finished, he like "No sir" Everything here must be kosher Now you know I'm getting older, so my hearing ain't right That's when the bride-to-be came in and fired me You'd be out by the night I think she guilty motherf**er That's some strong words to utter But before you start accusing, lets hear stories from some others Speaking of the bride-to-be over there eyeing me Give me your story, don't you lie to me She said, "I've just been having second thoughts" "Like I'm not these kids mother, I'm the lost wife" "But since I am the lost wife, the kids ain't gonna love me at all" "I'll just forever be the broad who stole their dad from they mom" "And since love is such a riddle then these kids be in the middle" "They'll just fiddle with their hearts till they bust" "And I just be the little bitty lover that nobody understands" "But I never k**ed that man, do trust, trust." Said, "I believe you, I do." I also realize, so quick the cook was to accuse Why don't we hear from the butler, Mansour J. Shatner Where were you when that man was k**ed cold blooded He said, I'm not the man that I appear to be I got a lot of people respecting and fearing me I got a mansion in the hills off Coldwater A beautiful wife and a thirteen year old daughter And I k**ed some people myself But if I k**ed him, you probably would of heard that man yell See, I'm a mafia man, I know a lot of bad spells But if I k**ed him, I'd have k**ed you as well, as well, as well Everyone relax, I'm the maid around here I got some info that you probably should hear When I was first introduced to the master, he wasn't so clear The man had c**aine coming from his ears I think it was an overdose Probably couldn't take the pain and put a bullet to his skull No, hello my name is Doctor Limbo If that was so, the man would not have been able to work the pistol And so I think it's more unusual than that When the cook first called, he was unusually sad When I first showed up, he was unusually glad I really think there's something quite odd about that The cook said, well doctor, doctor All them damn pills probably made his heart stop-uh, stop-uh I would of never hurt the kids father Even if he did treat the kids like they nada, nada Well I think I heard enough as the detective Now think its time for me to put these stories in perspective When I first heard you talk about the kids Mr. Chef I realize you might've had a motive to yourself See, the father he just treated them so bad If you could only k** the dad, you'd have the kids you never had Your wife bounced out and no doubt that made you sad And the kids were the last thing that you could really grasp And as for the bride-to-be k** the groom, get the house and the inheritance free Since he died, all you thinking about is shopping sprees And finding a man that's ten times as handsome as he But see and the butler's motive is clear In the house, undercover as the mafia's ear Probably heard something that he wasn't 'posed to hear But we showed up before he dropped his body off at the pier And tell me, if the maid's so innocent Why she trying to blame c**aine for the incident? All that sh** is sh** she probably gave him, isn't it? And then she put a bullet in his brain just to finish it And yeah the doctor, the angel k**ed a man cause he underpaid you sh**, well I think I got my verdict, so sit back But before I say this sh**, somebody tell me where the kids at