Luke Bryan - Take My Drunk Ass Home lyrics

It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home Well I worked all week So I could come here Have a good time and an ice cold beer But 1 turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20 And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt My fall back plan, has done got sad sponsored links 'Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home "Help me up, aw put me back down put me back down" I s**er punched my best friend And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band I I look like hell, I feel like sh** I think its time I call it quits It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home Yea its time to take my drunk a** home I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone Its time to take my drunk a** home If y'all agree, then sing along Its time to take, my drunk a** home "Oh somebody call me a cab, please"