[lyrics not included in booklet] I?ve got the holebeard , baby I?ve got the holebeard bad since you left me baby it started growing real fast ain?t never had no holebeard never cared for that mess (but) now I?m lying in the gutter , baby it?s growing ten feet out of my a** I?m growing my holebeard comb it every day I?m growing my holebeard , baby and watch the end turn grey