Ludichrist - Zad lyrics

On a very far away planet was a boy His name was Zad, he lived with his dad He was always getting in trouble And his dad would yell, "Bad boy!" One day Zad was lurking in his dad's lab He was looking for some things to play with When he started mixing up some jars of stuff Some of this, some of that and he thought, "Good boy!" Good boy! He poured all the stuff in a laser tube And pressed the bu*ton... Oh boy! The laser shot into the sky His dad rushed out and cried, "You bad boy! What have you done?!" Zad's laser hit the earth - It was a bright light, a blue light A blue light, a bright light that hit that night, it shined so bright Then something strange occurred and it could never be explained Well, but basically what happened was there was no more rock 'n' roll.... No more rock 'n' roll No more rock 'n' roll No more rock 'n' roll It can't be explained But no-one even cared Like it was never there No more rock 'n' roll No more rock 'n' roll, And in the years that pa**ed Everything was changed And nothing was the same No more rock 'n' roll Without rock 'n' roll there was No more premarital s** No more crimes or d** No more fighting or foul language No more! In the absence of these and other such nasty things Came peace on earth - That was a long time ago Nowadays, people say the blue light was The second coming of Christ, but I know better... It was just a boy named Zad Just a boy named Zad