[Verse 1:] It was Friday night and I was feelin aight (yup) Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights Mixin Heni with the Sprite while Im drinkin and drivin No police lights, no police sirens Im headed to the club looking for a freak To spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks Pull up to the spot 26s like BAM Eyes on me like b**h do you SEE EM? Strolled through the front door headed to the VIP Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips Scoping out the room and what do I SEE? A nice round bu*t, an a pair a double Ds So I creped up like shorty wus happnin You k**in that dress and I love it with a pa**ion Then she turned around and her face was aight She had a gap toof and mean over bite But I was like hmmm [Chorus:] Yeah yeah If I take one more drink, Im gon end up f**in you Is that what you wanna do shorty? If I take one more drink, Im gon end up f**in you You too [Verse 2:] Woke up the next morning and all I can remember Was taking shots and tippin the bartender Surender to the women end up bringin me home Cause she started lookin better every shot a Patron (yup) I jumped up with a devilish grin Cause tonight, damn right I might do it again So I called up the homies (what up) lets ride We can hit the sports bar over on the south side Getta couple a Coronas, couple a limes Went up to the bar saw a couple a dimes So I, slowly walked up and said hi My names Ludacris and Im a hell of a guy One said I know who you are Im your number one fan And right now its too bad I gotta man And I said I understand (I understand) but where the hell is he at cause in a minute if he dont show up then maannnnn [Chorus:] Yeah yeah If I take one more drink, Im gon end up f**in you Is that what you wanna do shorty? If I take one more drink, Im gon end up f**in you You too [Ludacris:] Uh huh Aye Pain holla at em right quick man [Interlude:] Yeah you gon get in trouble with yo man girl (Dont get in trouble girl) Talkin bout how youre my biggest fan girl (I know it I know it) Now I dont wanna do (please) but youre gon make me do, but I (Dont make me do it. Dont make me do it) If I have more drink [Verse 3:] One mo drink Ima get cha home and Ill split cha Grab the camera phone and take a buncha drunk pictures Cause Hennessey mixed with a whole buncha buda Equals you mixed with a whole bunch Luda And you know how far one drink could go Start slurring my speech slowin up the flow Hiking up ya skirts Climing up ya shirts Its Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt So guess what baby girl [Chorus:] Yeah yeah If I take one more drink, Im gon end up f**in you (Just one mo) Is that what you wanna do shorty? (That's all its gon take) If I take one more drink, Im gon end up f**in you (Who else T-Pain) You too [Ludacris:] You hear what Im sayin People too picky these days damn it Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating This has been a Luda Service Announcement Deuces