Ludacris - Beast Mode lyrics

[Ludacris] Uh, mic check 1-2 Go get 'em Listen close n***a Yeah, uh If rappers want it, they can get it Flow tighter than fo' FAT b**hes sittin in a Civic (hah) My flows are unimaginable, Hannibal Lecter sh** Eatin MC's for breakfast, b**h Since I was born to touch the mic the first time has been a problem Your life was a mistake, your pops should've wore a condom You n***az think you hard, I think you better come harder (come hard) I leave rappers confused like will.i.am barber (what the f**?) Ahh! f**in with Luda's not a great look A verse'll make your fans unfriend you on Facebook (get outta here) Click! My styles are goin into labor So if stars want a war I'm they daddy like Darth Vader And since I'm always high it's kinda hard to overlook me For over a hundred stacks it's kinda hard to overbook me (ching) And a whole 'nother house for my cars is on my checklist Cause to fit 'em in one garage is like a n***a playin Tetris But they say patience is a virtue Cause I got your b**h stayin out WAY past her curfew (come home!) Guess I was a thief that got away with these words Slangin chickens out my whip like I been playin Angry Birds In a black Rolls Royce, Dark Knight like Batman Everywhere you turn the Ghost follows like Pac-Man Hah, and I sleep with the John Dillinger And always keep an eye half-open like Forest Whitaker No! You boys ain't ready for combat Be more worried if I renew my Def Jam contract (sign right here) What path is he on? Opponents, I laugh and be gone They handin in the towels like they work at Bed, Bath & Beyond (come on man!) Hah! But in the midst of all the melee Y'all n***az just b**hes with dicks like Sheneneh (oh my goodness) Your rap styles are phony, your lines are just dead And I be on them lines like a n***a just pled Guess I'm tryin to say I'm advanced, you intermediate You wouldn't know the real me if your b**h Wikipedia'd it Just know that I never tried to be hard Probably cause Mr. Glock-40's my security guard (blaow!) You'll get chopped like judo Gangs in my hood make you reverse and change your color like the block's playin Uno (Uno!) And yes, some of my friends is still sellin them d** But I just say they +Weight Watchers+ like Jennifer Hud' They show me love, that's why I'll always stay reppin until the d**h of me Rappers talk sh** but ain't nobody ever stepped to me (nah) I hereby command all my fans to inject and overdose on Red Bull in yo' veins if you ever slept on me (WAKE UP!) Yeah, my mind is sharper than a guillotine or the knives extended from the knuckles of Wolverine Not a X-Man, but man I got that X I'm on my hardest, switch labels, but I still get a check! The more albums they sell, the more we all win And I can be seen in +30 Rocks+ like Alec Baldwin Or watchin CBS in a Cadillac DTS I plan to reach the world, man yo' plan is MetroPCS (can you hear me now?) I changed my music up cause I was gettin bored You may not like the way I shoot but my points go on the board (he scores!) My name's still engrained and these books will be the outcome And this one verse is harder than a lot of n***az' albums Peace, f** out of here Rewind that sh**, haha, Luda! Ain't sh** changed