[Chorus: Repeat 2X] I hate it when it's too many n***az, not enough hoes Too many rookies, not enough pros The game got switched on some Ludacris sh** So all y'all can s** my dick, BEOTCH!! [Verse 1] I got a whip like Miracle Ludacris lyrical FOOL We dirty south shut yo' mouth we rock j**els No holds barred but obey the block rules co*k tools put chlorine in record pools Are there anyone like ya (HELL NAW!!) I treat humans like students (FAIL Y'ALL) So turn ya books to page 69 and start s**in When Organized drop the tracks then start duckin When Ludacris get in the bed start f**in [Girl:] You wanna be startin some'n Get out the booth and lemme tell y'all the truth, we kick down do's Save all the H20 for front rows Live in the bank and watch for stank hoes Stay chromed out and that's on or off road If you know what I mean proceed to stay clean Light skinded n***a turn red but get green Inhale some of that 'dro but blow steam Love a combination big a** and tight jeans [Chorus] [Verse 2] [Girl:] Boy you done lost yo' mind No I've lost my virginity And I shot click like that fool shot Kennedy What's the remedy Hennessey Coke If you cut all your money you'd still be half broke Ashes to ashes smoke or get smoked We come by the ma**es you come and get choked If you take me for a fool I'll take you for a joke Tired of fast food so they cooked up dope So now we eatin lobster shrimp and things And watch for imposters that's been in the game We invented the game and y'all just got hip [Dude:] Man what's that smell PROBABLY YO UPPER LIP Cause I love to walk around like my sh** don't stank Even if it's cigars and that purple color dank Chillin in the gut with no trace of Tom Hanks So put this in yo' jaw like weiners and beef franks [Chorus] [Verse 3] I put too much sugar in my Kool..Aid And party like a kid wit a high top fade Arrive to a show and I like to get paid Arrive to a hoe and I like to get laid Ride up on my back like rugs and floormats I'm on the right page but what's my format I wave to the ocean cause I'm where shores at And women go nuts just like my bozack Did you know that? Man I'm the gift of change Electric stoves so give me the keys to the Range Shagadelic, beautiful but strange Went to Magic City saw Nikki and Blue Flames Rearrange, same broad different night Pa** the E&J and let a n***a get right The bomb threaten dude that's on yo same flight The highlight's that I live a high a** life [Chorus - 3X (w/ minor variations)]