You can take me out to a club downtown Where the DJ's spinnin' the latest sound Buy me somethin' ridic-o-lous And order me a mocha cappu-frivolous But I need something pure Like a warm and sunny geographical cure Well Times Square ain't what it used to be Brooklyn's gotten so damn trendy I grew up in the boogie-down Bronx, so what? And mayor Bloomberg's kickin' my bu*t Subway's tracks I can't endure I need a warm and sunny geographical cure So take me down to the southern hemisphere Where things don't run so well like they do here You can show up late but still be on time Live your life but not lose your mind It's all a blur in my geographical cure You can take me to the MoMA on a Saturday But all these tourists are gettin' in my way The hustle and the bustle once were my friends But now I turn my iPod up to 10 Oh things and like they were I need a warm and sunny geographical cure So take me down to the southern hemisphere Where things don't run so well like they do here You can show up late but still be on time Live your life but not lose your mind It's all a blur in my geographical cure Well things ain't like they were I need a warm and sunny geographical cure