Okay so I admit it I may be too loud at times. Sometimes I may repeat myself a little Because I didn't think you've heard me Or I have forgotten that I've already told you before. I may twang your wires and get upset too easy I may make your brew too milky Or burn your toast quite bad. I may pester your life out Because I want to know the reasons that you're feeling sad. I may get bladdered far too easy And fall down way too much. I may overhear things Put 2 and 2 together and get 100. All these things add up to me. They're the quirky annoying things that you probably dislike about me But let me tell you something I would never purposely let you down Mean to upset you Hurt you in anyway. I'll always have your back No matter how big or little the baddies are. As I vow I will always be here Whenever you need me Or just want to chat. Because hand on my heart I take pride in my friendships And I would never want them to sink. For every friendship that ever sank, I would die a little inside