Lucy Spraggan - Facebook lyrics

My name is Lucy Spraggan and I have 2138 friends on Facebook I only speak to around 5 of them when I'm not on Facebook My friends comment and say that I look thin, on Facebook That's because I don't even have a double chin, on Facebook I feel popular for having 10 notifications, on Facebook I feel deflated when my best friend cancels our engagement, on Facebook To declare the fact that he has entered a relationship, on Facebook Because I know if it's in my News Feed, then it's serious If I poke you and you poke me, Can I automatically a**ume that we are in a relationship? And it's a complicated type of thing you see on your Facebook status I hate requests for online games and made up middle names Notifications, 3 out of 4 that are Farmville or Mafia Wars Tagged in a photo, you know it's bad When you're tagged in your ex's stalker top 10, on Facebook If you poke me, and I poke you Type my name right into YouTube Put it as your status, go on a playlist I'm Lucy Spraggan, this song's called Facebook