[Hook: Snoop Dogg, Dr.Dre] b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks [Verse 1: Ladell Parks] b**hes ain't sh** but hoes and tricks Caught your girl s**ing on my dick She said she like the New York Knicks And I said I got two free tickets Took her to the game She thought was fun I couldn't wait Till the sh** was done Even knew, I knew The Knicks had one I wanted to go home and make a son She said alright cool anything for you I wanna take you home and blow you too I said damn girl you like a Zoo Damn right, now let me handle you But little did I know I was about to cause some trouble on the low I forgot this girl was a hoe She belong to a pimp name Moe, on the real And I guess no making no deal Once he pull the steel [Hook] [Verse 2: Ladell Parks] Now I'm standing here with a gun in my face And I swear I didn't think I'll end up in this place This n***a staring at me like a piece of meat n***a back your a** up and take a seat The n***a like It's been f**ing 24 hours Got my money or I'm gonna unleash this power I said wait your a** ain't gotta do that Now drop the gun and put down the gat He said hell no, I'm k** em all Moe And if your a** don't pay up you'll be on the floor And now I just wanna punch this hoe And run out the door But instead I just said no My wallet on E so f** you, k** me But the hoe said wait I'm gonna give it to you straight My name is Kate and thanks for that f**ing lame a** super dick head a** Blind date [Hook] [Verse 3: Ladell Parks] Last verse I was curse, sh** turned out worse Thinking hard, man damn The gun wasn't jammed The sh** went bam In my face, like mace, d**h place My house no spouse But little did I know Kate Had another date The sh** wasn't really all that f**ing great She ended up being k**ed and f**ing raped By her boss Moe cause he had another hoe Her name was Kim Who was really slim Met Moe at the gym Her plan was to Get rid of f**ing him Cause he k**ed her brother Ray The same n***a that k**ed me man Homie Jay So she caught him slipping Now his blood dripping So she stabbed him once Then stabbed him twice After that the sh** felt really nice Didn't care that she had to do 25 to life [Hook]