[Originally by the Gonads] Don't know who I insulted maybe it was you Drinks I had resulted in a tirade or two I went down town to get into trouble I accomplished that Drank some drinks flew off the handle Right off of the bat Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner And after dinner drinks Before I chunder help me Rhonda Look for my cufflinks Come with me and you will see that it will be alright Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight Sometimes when I drink too much The next day I can't think Sometimes when I drink too much The next day I can't drink Sometimes when I drink too much I feel like throwing up Sometimes when I drink too much I can not get it up Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner And after dinner drinks Before I chunder help me Rhonda Look for my cufflinks Come with me and you will see that it will be alright Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight Say a drink will shrivel my liver and also wreck my voice My hero is Lenny Miller and I like Yootha Joyce Know a cozy little joint where you and I could romp Let us spend the last weekend at the wrong end of a stomach pump Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner And after dinner drinks Before I chunder help me Rhonda Look for my cufflinks Come with me and you will see that it will be alright Rudolph the red-nose wino's gonna guide our sleigh tonight