I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow I'm drunk and dirty, but don't you know I'm still willin' Out on the road, late at night I seen my pretty Alice in every headlight Alice, Dallas Alice [Chorus] And I been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonopah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me... Weed, whites and wine And you show me a sign I'll be willin' To be movin' I been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet Had my head stove in, but I'm still on my feet And I'm still willin' I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico Baked by the sun Every time I go to Mexico And I'm still [Chorus]