There's a lady in a turban by a c**aine tree She does that dance so rhythmically She's a laughin' and singin' and havin' a time And boy that c**aine tree looks fine Chorus Put on your sailin' shoes Put on your sailin' shoes Everyone will start to cheer When you put on your sailin' shoes Doctor doctor I feel so bad This is the worst day I've ever had He says "Have you this misery a very long time? 'Cause if you if I'll lay it on the line."