[Verse 1] I need a woman about twice my age A lady of nobility, gentility and rage Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw We'll go right through the book and break each and every law [Chorus] I got a feeling and it won't go away, oh no Just one thing then I'll be okay I need a miracle every day [Verse 2] I need a woman about twice my height Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do [Chorus] And it's real and it won't go away, oh no I can't get around and I can't run away I need a miracle every day [Verse 3] I need a woman about twice my weight A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight Find her in a sideshow leave her in LA Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave [Chorus] And it's real, believe what I say, yeah Just one thing I got to say I need a miracle every day It takes dynamite to get me up Too much of everything is just enough One more thing I just got to say I need a miracle every day [x3] (got to be the only way) I need a miracle [x3] Everyday [Fade]