Way down yonder on the bayou There lives a little girl-o Skin so pale Six feet high Skinny as a rail Just one eye She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona Her daddy gone to heaven Her mama won't like you Her brother he's crazy He just might bite you Her sister she's pretty But she just won't do She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona Oh you can say she gonna love you Because you made a little voodoo Oh but what they didn't tell you Is it ain't up to you dude You better not cross her You try to boss her Then you better duck Mister Here come a cup and saucer She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona So if you're going to the bayou Man I'll tell you all I know She's got skin so pale She's six feet high And she'll look right through you With just one eye She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona