I wrote a letter to a private eye A missing person or a runaway You'll never find her in the U.S.A All they got down here is liberty Talked to her brother down in Frisco Bay He ain't seen nothin' there but silicone I called her mommy up on Ozone Way She wouldn't put her on the telephone Why won't she see me? She's not looking well Some girls just like to push thier luck until they wind up D.O.A D.O.A D.O.A I paid a visit to her Dr. J He thought it might have been her cromosome So he put blue jeans in her DNA I guess that's why she's not coming home Spend all my money on her luxuries I guess i'll need a bigger salary Her lonely life is such a mystery I keep her picture in my gallery Why won't she see me? She's not looking well Some girls just like to push thier luck until they wind up D.O.A D.O.A D.O.A Talked to her brother down in Frisco Bay He ain't seen nothin' there but silicone I called her mommy up on Ozone Way She wouldn't put her on the telephone Why won't she see me? She's not looking well Some girls just like to push their luck until they wind up D.O.A D.O.A D.O.A D.O.A D.O.A