I need some fu*ked up stories for my biography Rock stars pulling up to my eulogy And they say, "Rest in peace to the baddest fu*king b*tch That you'll ever gonna meat," yeah Always been a real control freak You will never catch me smoking weed Maybe I should get high? At least I know I tried, even if I don't like it I'm only getting drunk on my birthday Only getting high on an airplane The only thing I regret Is that I don't have enough regrets I can be my own worst enemy Maybe that's why I'm in therapy I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy I studied hard in school to always get those B's and C's Even though the doctor told me I got ADD Maybe I could change the game Get a tattoo on my face Wouldn't that sh*t look amazing? I'm only getting drunk on my birthday Only getting high on an airplane The only thing I regret Is that I don't have enough regrets I can be my own worst enemy Maybe that's why I'm in therapy I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy I can be my own worst enemy Why don't I just let me be? I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy You think I'm vanilla I think I'm a killer I think I'm Godzilla King Kong gorilla, ah-ooh, ah-ooh You think I'm vanilla I think I'm a killer I think I'm Godzilla King Kong gorilla, ah-ooh, ah-ooh I can be my own worst enemy Maybe that's why I'm in therapy I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy I can be my own worst enemy Why don't I just let me be? I'm going crazy 'Cause I never go crazy (I am my worst enemy) I can be my own worst enemy (I am my worst enemy) Maybe that's why I'm in therapy ('Cause I'm just me) Me, me (I am my worst enemy) I can be my own worst enemy (I am my worst enemy) Maybe that's why I'm in therapy ('Cause I'm just me) Me, me Ooh, enemy