Louis Prima - Please Don't Squeeza Da Banana lyrics

Riley the cop would always stop On the corner at Tony's stand He'd help himself to anything On which he could lay his hand Riley did this quite often; Plenty of fruit he would soften 'Til Tony got sore And inwardly swore Then he began to shout: "Hey! Please no squeeza da banana! Because when-a you do dat Den-a you make her flat Hey! Please no squeeza da banana 'Cause! When you squeeza da plum You put-a him on the bum You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat You touch-a everyt'ing - You push-a dis, you push-a dat You never buy notting! So please no squeeza da banana! If you squeeza, Officer, please Squeeza da coconut! Hey, please no squeeza da banana 'Cause! When you squeeza da grape You put-a him outta shape! You squeeza dis, you squeeza dat; Why don't you squeeza citroul? Oh, please no squeeza da banana! If you squeeza, Officer, please Squeeza da coconut! Hey, please no squeeza da banana 'Cause! When-a you make-a da reach You break him uppa da peach! You push-a dis, you push-a dat You muss 'em uppa da stand You take-a dis, you take-a dat Someday I break-a you hand! So please no squeeza da banana If you squeeza, Officer, please Squeeza da coconut! Hey, please no squeeza da banana 'Cause! When you squeeza da pear You act-a like a square You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat You flatten out-a da fig You squeeza dis, you eat-a dat You act-a like a pig! So please no squeeza da banana! If you squeeza, Officer, please Squeeza da coconut! Hey! Squeeza da watermelon, hey But please no squeeza da banana!"