Louis Logic - Mischievous lyrics

[Intro - Louis Logic] Every time I leave my house Pork patrol wanna seek me out Did I see it? Did I do it? C'mon on down to the station house They scream out, "Hey, how's that high?" Shine the flashlight around my eyes Every time some coward cries They doubt that I have an alibi [Verse One - Louis Logic] It's bizarre how I got a disregard For prison bars but it isn't hard To see why I hate the mainstream and daydream of beatin' Dave Matthews with his guitar I live to scar you with a lit cigar If I miss the charts I'll put a mail bomb in your Christmas card 'Cause you jealous of the fact that I'm blowing up and you??? My true intentions are cruel intentions New ways to hurt you with new inventions You figure you're a star I'll hit you with a car and flatten you down to two dimensions You want me to be non-violent? It's only gonna happen on the day that I'm signin' Which isn't too often 'Cause I can't be sober when you're standing over Lou's coffin And any other time I got a beer in my hand And mysterious plans to put fear in your fans Until degenerates sh** for the champ of born losers here for the weirdos and p**n users My last three last shows were fiascoes This dude came up like, "You see that ho? I dare you to grab her a**." So I grabbed her snatch and had a fight with these three a**holes Now I'm mad at that and there's an A-P-B The cops kicked my a** when they came for me like they hold a grudge So I stood up in the court room and told the judge I got A-D-D [Chorus - Louis Logic] I'm mischievous I make people wanna slit they wrists A whole lot of parents and critics Are pissed at this but they missed the gist It's just fictitious I'm mischievous My songs make kids wanna slit they wrists And now a lot of critics and parents are mad at this I need clearances to make appearances [Hook - Lous Logic] Warning, take caution, keep out of children's reach 'Cause I'm still in this b**h??? real to teach and let disciples fill the streets A lot of criminals wanna k** police Steal the keys and set the villains free You better listen kids 'cause I'm mischievous so keep out of children's reach [Verse Two - Louis Logic] OH NO! I'ma ruin your whole show Stumble on the stage drunk and movin' in slo-mo 'Cause you wouldn't know dope even if you were to sold coke And tried to steal Louis's whole blow Your folks know better than to try and diss I'll put you in a chokehold I'm childish I poke holes in your car tires with my bare hands and sharpened appliances 'Cause I'm a product of my environment So I can't be blamed if my rhymes are violent 'Cause every time I'm in silence or sleep, the sick thoughts creep in behind my eyelids Rhymes the size kick this dissin' nonsense We about to have a real pissin' contest You think I wouldn't let my pee soak in every seam 'til you weigh as much as Heavy D? It's a fact misery loves company And lung disease Will work wonders please So I teach young kids to smoke sh** it's just a joke and it soundslike fun to me It's easy as one, two, three Come on up to the roof and then jump with me And when they scoop you up from the street Instead of doing dirt you'll be buried underneath From the kids in the projects robbin' stores To the 'burbs where they steal from the shopping malls There ain't an emcee who don't respect me So don't get testy y'all haven't got the balls [Chorus - Louis Logic] I'm mischievous I make people wanna slit they wrists A whole lot of parents and critics Are pissed at this but they missed the gist It's just fictitious I'm mischievous My songs make kids wanna slit they wrists And now a lot of critics and parents are mad at this I need clearances to make appearances [Hook - Lous Logic] Warning, take caution, keep out of children's reach 'Cause I'm still in this b**h??? real to teach and let disciples fill the streets A lot of criminals wanna k** police Steal the keys and set the villains free You better listen kids 'cause I'm mischievous so keep out of children's reach [Verse Three - Louis Logic] When there's smoke in your eyes into a pumpkin ties They like, "OH NO!" A whole lot of husbands would give me a snuffin' if they knew who I'm f**in' like, "OH NO!" If you drink so much that you don't react ??? across your bony back ??? 'gnac It's like, "OH NO!" [Outro - Louis Logic] Every time I leave my house Pork patrol wanna seek me out Did I see it? Did I do it? C'mon on down to the station house They scream out, "Hey, how's that high?" Shine the flashlight around my eyes Every time some coward cries they doubt that I have an alibi