You wanna show them how great you are You made a date and you want to use my brand new car bu*ton up your shoes and grab your hat There'll be no days like that You're always trying to be a smart a** I heard on the main stem you went ...... to high society party You brought back some friends, and now you wanna use my flare There'll be no days like that I always try to help you in anything you do But now you're trying to abuse me, confuse me, misuse me I'm very sorry, I gotta get rid of you Before you take me and break me then forsake me I read in .... column the other day You were supposed to report to the Whitehouse, right away Don't let your head get too big for your hat There'll be no days like that