Walkin' with my baby she's got great big feet She's long, lean, and lanky and ain't had nothing to eat She's my baby and I love her just the same Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name Caldonia, Caldonia What makes your big head so hard? I love her, I love her just the same Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name You know what mama told me? Mama said "Son keep away from that woman, she's gonna take all your money" Hey, hey, hey boy, don't laugh about my mama, you hear that? Hey man I told you man, you don't know what you doin' boy Don't laugh about my mama Caldonia, Caldonia What makes your big head so hard? I love her, I love her just the same Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name