Loudon Wainwright Iii - Rufus Is A Tit Man lyrics

Rufus is a tit man s**in' on his mamma's gland s**in' on the nipple It's a sweeter than the ripple wine. Yes its sweeter than the wine. You can tell by the way the boy burps That it's gotta taste fine. Marco Polo craved the spice and silk And Rufus craves the mamma's milk No moo-cow no billy-goat Is gonna get the baby's vote. Come on mamma, Come on and open up your shirt Yeah you've got the goods mamma Give the little boy a squirt. For my lungs and my liver I do definitely fear. I like to s** on cigarettes And drink the wine and beer. The doctor says I'm oral Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-. And I believe it's true. Ah son you look so satisfied I envy you. So put Rufus on the left one And put me right on the right And like Romulus and Remus We'll s** all night. Come on mamma Come on and lactate awhile. Yeah look down on us mamma And flash us a Madonna smile.