Loudon Wainwright Iii - Guru lyrics

Chorus: Down in Southern California There's a guru that is guruing there He's got 250 followers They're following him everywhere He's got all of the answers to all of the questions And he promises to make us free He's got all the solutions to all of the problems That are plaguing our society All the followers they love to follow their Guru Everything else is a hoax They kiss his lotus feet, You know they make up his bed You know they're laughing at all of his jokes He protects his people from the outside world His people need never be afraid Cause if you're his disciple and he happens to like ya I can tell you, that you've got it made Well if you're not part of this special, Selective, exclusive, elite family You're considered a heathen, and a sap, and a s**er Devoid of spirituality They try to sell you some incense or some organic cookies Or some literature to show you the way Yeah they're proselytising and it's mesmerizing And they're making moolah everyday [Chorus:]