Loudon Wainwright Iii - Wine with Dinner lyrics

Don't know who I insulted, maybe it was you The drinks I had resulted in a tirade or two I went downtown to get in trouble I accomplished that Drank some drinks, flew off the handle, Right off of the bat Drinks before dinner And wine with dinner And after-dinner drinks Single-entendre, help me Rhonda Look for my cufflinks Come with me and you will see It all will be all right Rudolph the red-nosed wino Is gonna guide our sleigh tonight Sometimes when I drink too much The next day I can't think Sometimes when I drink too much The next day I can't drink Sometimes when I drink too much I feel like throwing up Sometimes when I drink too much I cannot get it up Drinks before dinner And wine with dinner And after-dinner drinks Single-entendre, help me Rhonda Look for my cufflinks Come with me and you will see It all will be all right Rudolph the red-nosed wino Is gonna guide our sleigh tonight They say the drink will shrivel my liver And also wreck my looks But my hero is Dino Martin I like Foster Brooks I know a little cozy joint Where you and I can go Let's us spend a lost weekend Under the volcano Drinks before dinner And wine with dinner And after-dinner drinks Single-entendre, help me Rhonda Look for my cufflinks Come with me and you will see It all will be all right Rudolph the red-nosed wino Is gonna guide our sleigh tonight Keep your hemp and your mushrooms Your smack and Nembutal Me, I'm into fruit and grains Gimme a1cohol Call me thirsty, call me oral Call me what you like But when I'm sober, call me Loudon Do not call me Mike Drinks before dinner And wine with dinner And after-dinner drinks Single-entendre, help me Rhonda Search for missing links Come with me and you will see It all will be all right Rudolph the red-nosed wino Is gonna guide our sleigh tonight