Loudon Wainwright Iii - Man's World lyrics

Welcome to the jungle, baby You've been in the dungeon You look cute in that three-piece suit It's a two-martini luncheon It's a man's world and we all know For it you've been itching If you can't stand the heat out here Slip back into the kitchen All that sweat and muscle tone Stiffens my libido Now you're on that Nautilus, whoa You're a crazy Captain Nemo Feel the burn, you powerhouse Experience elation One day you might stumble on A cure for menstruation I saw you speaking on that talk show About what ba*tards men are Cruel rapists, rip-off artists All together bizarre Peter Pan's and Captain Hook's Out to get poor Wendy But as for Tinkerbell You must admit she was a bit unfriendly Towards Wendy I'm pleased you see your curves and cleavage Are to your advantage Your bra**iere burning older sisters They did not understand this Your weakness is your greatest strength Little girl keep breaking All that crying is not lying It's just some good old-fashioned faking Yes, you see the recipe For happiness is easy Our family and our career Oh, a body should keep busy And if your husband, boyfriend, children Start to kick and shove you Remember that Phil Donahue And Alan Alda love you